2025-12-03 09:30:00
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.
2025-12-03 10:00:00
Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.
2025-12-03 10:30:00
A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly invites her somewhat unsuitable boyfriend to join her when she babysits for Cartman, at the same time Cartman's cat is on heat.
2025-12-03 11:00:00
The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.
2025-12-03 11:30:00
South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.
2025-12-03 12:00:00
The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
2025-12-03 12:30:00
The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.
2025-12-03 13:00:00
Cartman suits up for the Confederacy during the annual Civil War re-enactment.
2025-12-03 13:30:00
The group travels to Arkansas for the first worldwide recorder concert.
2025-12-03 14:00:00
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race, and Cartman gets sentenced to juvenile hall for 13 years.
2025-12-03 14:30:00
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.
2025-12-03 15:00:00
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.
2025-12-03 15:35:00
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.
2025-12-03 16:10:00
Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.
2025-12-03 16:45:00
A haggling Cartman holds the key to saving Kyle, who faces death due to a rare kidney disease and his mother's holistic remedies.
2025-12-03 17:15:00
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children.
2025-12-03 17:50:00
The boys form their own boy band and everyone in town lines up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.
2025-12-03 18:25:00
Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.
2025-12-03 19:00:00
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.
2025-12-03 19:30:00
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.
2025-12-03 20:00:00
Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.
2025-12-03 20:30:00
The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.
2025-12-03 21:00:00
Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.
2025-12-03 21:30:00
The kids take over South Park, and Cartman becomes the mayor.
2025-12-03 22:00:00
Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman when ginger-haired Scott tricks him into buying his pubic hair.
2025-12-03 22:30:00
Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.
2025-12-03 23:00:00
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.
2025-12-03 23:30:00
Cartman inherits a fortune and buys an amusement park.
2025-12-04 00:00:00
Panic and confusion ensue when the children are exposed to sex education classes.
2025-12-04 00:30:00
The boys enlist the help of a genetically engineered towel to reclaim a game system.
2025-12-04 01:00:00
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.
2025-12-04 01:30:00
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town; realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.
2025-12-04 02:00:00
Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, Kyle, who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.
2025-12-04 02:30:00
Token is teased as the only rich kid in town so he begins to lure others like himself to South Park but the town tries to drive them out.
2025-12-04 03:00:00
Cartman has a personal stake in stem cell research.
2025-12-04 03:30:00
Butters reveals a dark family secret.
2025-12-04 04:00:00
Kyle and Cartman are at odds when a prediction markets app gets popular with their fellow students.
2025-12-04 04:30:00
Beavis receives the worst news of his life. Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head pay a visit to their old friend Stewart.
2025-12-04 05:00:00
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
2025-12-04 05:35:00
A British classmate retells Charles Dickens' "Great Expectations."
2025-12-04 06:02:00
Cartman and his foul mouth make television history.
2025-12-04 06:30:00
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.
2025-12-04 07:00:00
The boys see an opportunity to make money from a weight-loss program.
2025-12-04 07:30:00
The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.
2025-12-04 08:00:00
The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.
2025-12-04 08:30:00
The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.
2025-12-04 09:00:00
Scandal impacts church attendance in South Park.
2025-12-04 09:30:00
The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.
2025-12-04 10:00:00
Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and the society.
2025-12-04 10:30:00
South Park parents go to extreme measures to protect their children from kidnappers.
2025-12-04 11:00:00
When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.
2025-12-04 11:30:00
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.
2025-12-04 12:00:00
Principal Victoria promotes Mr. Garrison to the fourth grade to teach the boys.
2025-12-04 12:30:00
The ghost of Kenny is haunting Cartman and he tries everything to get rid of it; after an unsuccessful attempt with a television medium, Chef sends him to his parents in Scotland so that they can exorcise the spirit.
2025-12-04 13:00:00
Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.
2025-12-04 13:30:00
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.
2025-12-04 14:00:00
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.
2025-12-04 14:30:00
The boys learn life on Earth is an alien reality show about to be canceled.
2025-12-04 15:00:00
One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.
2025-12-04 15:30:00
The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency.
2025-12-04 16:00:00
Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.
2025-12-04 16:30:00
Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.
2025-12-04 17:00:00
Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet.
2025-12-04 17:30:00
The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked.
2025-12-04 18:00:00
Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.
2025-12-04 18:30:00
When a Mormon kid moves to South Park, Stan has to beat him up while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons.
2025-12-04 19:00:00
The boys take up smoking after their school is visited by the anti-smoking campaign representatives.
2025-12-04 19:30:00
After Wendy breaks up with Stan, the boys take him to Raisins, a local restaurant known for its great chicken wings and hot girls.
2025-12-04 20:00:00
The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after buying martial arts weapons at a flea market.
2025-12-04 20:30:00
Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.
2025-12-04 21:00:00
Jimmy and Cartman both prepare to try and win an impending sporting event; Jimmy decides to train hard, whereas Cartman attempts to convince the committee that he has a handicap.
2025-12-04 21:30:00
Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.
2025-12-04 22:00:00
The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.
2025-12-04 22:30:00
When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one; as the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates.
2025-12-04 23:00:00
For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool; now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge.
2025-12-04 23:30:00
The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.
2025-12-05 00:00:00
Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.
2025-12-05 00:30:00
Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall; the local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes.
2025-12-05 01:00:00
The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.
2025-12-05 01:35:00
The boys start a talent agency hoping to make money.
2025-12-05 02:10:00
Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.
2025-12-05 02:45:00
The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.
2025-12-05 03:20:00
Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.
2025-12-05 03:55:00
Jimmy must learn to control himself before performing in the talent show.
2025-12-05 04:30:00
The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.
2025-12-05 05:00:00
Jordan interviews musician Ken Casey to promote Dropkick Murphy's album, For the People.
2025-12-05 05:35:00
Peter is mistaken for being a single parent and relishes in the perks that come with it.
2025-12-05 06:02:00
Meg joins the basketball team; Stewie goes down a rabbit hole of conspiracies, which ultimately ends with him developing multiple personalities.
2025-12-05 06:30:00
To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.
2025-12-05 07:00:00
Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High School's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet."
2025-12-05 07:30:00
Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work; when the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs.
2025-12-05 08:00:00
Mr. Garrison undergoes a sex change operation.
2025-12-05 08:30:00
When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.
2025-12-05 09:00:00
When Stan looks to new religions to cure his depression, church leaders recognize him as the second coming.
2025-12-05 09:30:00
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park; he convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home.
2025-12-05 10:00:00
Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad is arrested for drunk driving.
2025-12-05 10:30:00
Chef returns from travelling the world with the Super Adventure Club, but the boys notice there is something different about him.
2025-12-05 11:00:00
A disaster of epic proportions threatens the town and Stan is to blame.
2025-12-05 11:30:00
While the kids are on a field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center next door.
2025-12-05 12:00:00
After Arianna is rude to Donna, Cleveland seeks revenge by egging Arianna's house; when Cleveland starts seeking revenge on more people, things get out of hand and he's accused of a murder he did not commit.
2025-12-05 12:24:00
After Cleveland brings Dr. Fist into his group, he learns he has ties to the mob; Junior and Rallo open up a food truck.
2025-12-05 12:48:00
Donna makes Rallo sign up for the Freedom Squirts -- Stoolbend's version of the Boy Scouts; Donna and Cleveland win a romantic hotel getaway.
2025-12-05 13:12:00
During a weekend at Robert's apartment in East Stoolbend, Rallo befriends tough kids in the neighborhood; Cleveland and his friends enjoy spending time at the lush Stoolbend cemetery.
2025-12-05 13:36:00
Donna is unhappy when Cleveland and Cookie are mistaken for a couple; when Rallo steals a candy bar, he tries to pin the crime on Junior.
2025-12-05 14:00:00
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.
2025-12-05 14:30:00
The boys assist an ex-vice president in his quest for attention and are trapped by a cave-in; Cartman discovers treasure while searching for a way out.
2025-12-05 15:00:00
The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.
2025-12-05 15:35:00
A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game is up to Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.
2025-12-05 16:10:00
Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.
2025-12-05 16:45:00
When Kyle discovers that a teacher is having sex with a student, he and Cartman have to team up to put a stop to the inappropriate behavior.
2025-12-05 17:15:00
A prominent religious organization, an ex-lover and serial killers threaten Satan's Halloween costume party.
2025-12-05 17:50:00
Stan is haunted by memories of his pee wee hockey career when he becomes the coach of the team.
2025-12-05 18:25:00
Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.
2025-12-05 19:00:00
An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary; when Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid.
2025-12-05 19:30:00
Hillary Clinton comes to South Park for a campaign rally; Cartman follows a lead on a possible terrorist attack.
2025-12-05 20:00:00
The parks department is unhappy when Chris makes big changes; Leslie is surprised when Ben has a meeting with her mother.
2025-12-05 20:30:00
Leslie and the Parks Department organize a memorial for a dearly departed friend; Tom makes a big decision; Chris reacts poorly to a health issue.
2025-12-05 21:00:00
Leslie must chose between Ben and her dream of running for office; Ann dispenses medical advice; Ron gets ready for the return of Tammy One.
2025-12-05 21:30:00
Leslie has to get involved when Ron's first wife re-enters his life and starts controlling him; Ben helps Tom with his new company; Ann makes a public service announcement with Chris.
2025-12-05 22:00:00
Leslie promotes her new book; Ann tries to bond with Ron and April.
2025-12-05 22:30:00
In retaliation to Ron's "guys-only" wilderness group, Leslie takes the women on an adventure weekend; Ben is forced into joining Donna and Tom for a day of relaxation; Chris spends time with Jerry.
2025-12-05 23:00:00
Dwight and Angela compete in a paper airplane contest; Andy prepares for an acting role; Jim and Pam use new skills.
2025-12-05 23:30:00
Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.
2025-12-06 00:00:00
Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.
2025-12-06 00:30:00
As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.
2025-12-06 01:00:00
As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.
2025-12-06 01:35:00
Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.
2025-12-06 02:10:00
Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.
2025-12-06 02:45:00
When a documentary crew comes to Dunder Mifflin to learn about modern management, manager Michael Scott tries to paint a happy picture of his domain, but his jokes keep falling flat.
2025-12-06 03:20:00
When forced to pick a cheaper health care plan, Michael, rather than lose popularity points with his staff, shirks the responsibility to Dwight.
2025-12-06 03:55:00
Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party amid rumors of downsizing.
2025-12-06 04:30:00
Michael and gang play the warehouse workers in a not-so-friendly game of basketball; Michael bets that the losers will have to work on Saturday.
2025-12-06 05:00:00
South Park citizens contend with widespread use of a racial slur.
2025-12-06 05:30:00
Stan searches for the real story behind eggs and bunnies in the Easter ritual.
2025-12-06 06:00:00
When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders.
2025-12-06 06:30:00
The boys attempt to find a solution to the increasing number of homeless people in South Park.
2025-12-06 07:00:00
Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome; drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up National TV Coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.
2025-12-06 07:30:00
Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record.
2025-12-06 08:00:00
Stan's superior skills on "Guitar Hero" damage his friendship with Kyle.
2025-12-06 08:30:00
A secret list created by the girls in the fourth grade, rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest.
2025-12-06 09:00:00
Cartman comes face to face with his own mortality when his routine tonsillectomy goes horribly wrong.
2025-12-06 09:30:00
When the boys help Britney Spears get to the North Pole, they discover the shocking secret behind her popularity.
2025-12-06 10:00:00
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, Heavy Metal, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.
2025-12-06 10:30:00
The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.
2025-12-06 11:00:00
While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.
2025-12-06 11:30:00
Randy packs up his family and heads west when he wakes up to find the Internet is gone.
2025-12-06 12:00:00
Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event.
2025-12-06 12:30:00
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.
2025-12-06 13:00:00
While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect arrives at the White House prematurely.
2025-12-06 13:30:00
The boys must embrace the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary or risk their status as the coolest kids in school.
2025-12-06 14:00:00
April and Andy throw a Halloween party, to Ben's dismay; Tom promotes his company while emceeing a campaign event for Leslie; Ron and Ann give Andy and April an unusual gift.
2025-12-06 14:30:00
Pawnee residents contemplate their lives after a local group predicts the end of the world; Tom plans one last big party.
2025-12-06 15:00:00
Leslie asks Ben, Andy and April to help host a Model U.N. for the local high school; Chris asks Ann for dating advice; Ron tries to find a replacement for Tom.
2025-12-06 15:30:00
Leslie uses her new tourist attraction to spend more time with Ben; Ron and April encourage Andy to further his education; Chris assigns a logo redesign to Tom and Jerry.
2025-12-06 16:00:00
Leslie and Ben defend themselves against Chris' ethics charges.
2025-12-06 16:30:00
Leslie forms a citizen action group in hope of getting some work done; everyone in the office tries to plan a Christmas gift for Leslie.
2025-12-06 17:00:00
Remembering fond, childhood memories of his trip to Walley World, Rusty Griswold surprises his wife and two sons with a cross-country excursion to America's favorite fun park. Following in his father's footsteps, Rusty and the gang pack up the car and hit the road for some much-needed family bonding. Soon, the promise of fun turns into one misadventure after another for the next generation of Griswolds and anyone who encounters them.
2025-12-06 19:15:00
Small-time pot dealer David learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished; trying to help some teens, he is jumped by thugs and loses his cash and stash. Now, David's in big debt to his supplier and to wipe the slate clean, he must go to Mexico to pick up the guy's latest shipment. To accomplish his mission, Dave devises a foolproof plan: He packs a fake family into a huge RV and heads south of the border for a wild weekend that is sure to end with a bang.
2025-12-06 21:45:00
When John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) was a little boy, he made a wish that Ted (Seth MacFarlane), his beloved teddy bear, would come alive. Thirty years later, foul-mouthed Ted is still John's constant companion, much to the chagrin of Lori (Mila Kunis), John's girlfriend. Though Lori's displeasure is exacerbated by the pair's constant consumption of beer and weed, she's not the one who's most disappointed with John; it may take the intervention of John's boyhood toy to help him grow up at last.
2025-12-07 00:15:00
Life has changed drastically for thunder buddies John (Mark Wahlberg), now a bachelor, and best pal Ted (Seth MacFarlane), now married to the woman (Jessica Barth) of his dreams. Problems arise when the couple decide to adopt a child, but the law declares Ted to be property and not a person. Angry and dejected, the lovably foulmouthed teddy bear must now seek legal help from a young lawyer (Amanda Seyfried) and a legendary, civil-rights attorney (Morgan Freeman) to get the justice he deserves.
2025-12-07 02:45:00
Small-time pot dealer David learns the hard way that no good deed goes unpunished; trying to help some teens, he is jumped by thugs and loses his cash and stash. Now, David's in big debt to his supplier and to wipe the slate clean, he must go to Mexico to pick up the guy's latest shipment. To accomplish his mission, Dave devises a foolproof plan: He packs a fake family into a huge RV and heads south of the border for a wild weekend that is sure to end with a bang.
2025-12-07 05:15:00
Remembering fond, childhood memories of his trip to Walley World, Rusty Griswold surprises his wife and two sons with a cross-country excursion to America's favorite fun park. Following in his father's footsteps, Rusty and the gang pack up the car and hit the road for some much-needed family bonding. Soon, the promise of fun turns into one misadventure after another for the next generation of Griswolds and anyone who encounters them.
2025-12-07 07:30:00
The Goth Kids are angry when the other children can't tell the difference between a goth and a vampire.
2025-12-07 08:00:00
Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert.
2025-12-07 08:30:00
A vigilante rises from the trash and attempts to wipe out crime in the town of South Park.
2025-12-07 09:00:00
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.
2025-12-07 09:30:00
Someone plays an April Fool's joke on the boys.
2025-12-07 10:00:00
The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine.
2025-12-07 10:30:00
Randy comes up with a plan to help Stan win the Pinewood Derby.
2025-12-07 11:00:00
Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.
2025-12-07 11:30:00
Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces.
2025-12-07 12:00:00
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him.
2025-12-07 12:30:00
The boys sign up for the school wrestling club in an effort to become professional wrestlers.
2025-12-07 13:00:00
Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all of the world's dolphins and whales.
2025-12-07 13:30:00
The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
2025-12-07 14:00:00
Leslie asks for help staging an event; Ben gets a new hobby; April and Andy adopt a pet.
2025-12-07 14:30:00
Leslie and Ben disagree about her campaign ad; Chris makes Ron uncomfortable; Andy and April go to the doctor.
2025-12-07 15:00:00
After receiving feedback from a focus group, Leslie and Ben plan a casual bowling party; April, Jerry and Chris compete to see who can raise the most money for Leslie's campaign.
2025-12-07 15:30:00
Leslie tries to find Ann a date for Valentine's Day; Ben asks Ron to help with the scavenger hunt Leslie sent him on; Chris is upset about his love life.
2025-12-07 16:00:00
Leslie and Ben run into Leslie's ex (Louis C.K.) while soliciting an endorsement from the Chief of Police; Andy leads the search for a campaign theme song.
2025-12-07 16:30:00
After realizing everyone forgot Jerry's birthday, Leslie decides to throw him a party; Tom is shocked to learn Ann doesn't share his taste in music.
2025-12-07 17:00:00
When John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) was a little boy, he made a wish that Ted (Seth MacFarlane), his beloved teddy bear, would come alive. Thirty years later, foul-mouthed Ted is still John's constant companion, much to the chagrin of Lori (Mila Kunis), John's girlfriend. Though Lori's displeasure is exacerbated by the pair's constant consumption of beer and weed, she's not the one who's most disappointed with John; it may take the intervention of John's boyhood toy to help him grow up at last.
2025-12-07 19:30:00
Life has changed drastically for thunder buddies John (Mark Wahlberg), now a bachelor, and best pal Ted (Seth MacFarlane), now married to the woman (Jessica Barth) of his dreams. Problems arise when the couple decide to adopt a child, but the law declares Ted to be property and not a person. Angry and dejected, the lovably foulmouthed teddy bear must now seek legal help from a young lawyer (Amanda Seyfried) and a legendary, civil-rights attorney (Morgan Freeman) to get the justice he deserves.
2025-12-07 22:00:00
Dwight, Michael and Jim all vie for the attention of an attractive woman who comes to the office to sell purses.
2025-12-07 22:30:00
The Dunder Mifflin employees suffer through the annual office awards ceremony, The Dundies, hosted by Michael at their local watering hole a Chili's restaurant.
2025-12-07 23:00:00
Corporate office requires the staff go through sexual harassment training, but Michael worries that the new policy will make the office less fun for everyone.
2025-12-07 23:30:00
While Michael and Dwight are away from the office, Jim and Pam organize an office Olympics where employees compete in ridiculous games.
2025-12-08 00:00:00
A small fire in the kitchen forces the staff to wait in the parking lot; Jim suggests a game of Desert Island; Michael tries to impress Ryan.
2025-12-08 00:30:00
Halloween is not much fun for Michael when he learns he must fire someone; Jim and Pam put Dwight's CV on the internet.
2025-12-08 01:00:00
Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston; Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High School's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet."
2025-12-08 01:30:00
The Griffins perform a retelling of three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump."
2025-12-08 02:00:00
Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Ore., to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence.
2025-12-08 02:30:00
Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie; Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle.
2025-12-08 03:00:00
Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities; Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.
2025-12-08 03:30:00
Cleveland is fired as a mailman after a mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.
2025-12-08 04:00:00
Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties.
2025-12-08 04:30:00
During a game of hide-and-seek, Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris; Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram likes record.
2025-12-08 05:00:00
Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment; Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.
2025-12-08 05:30:00
When Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, he uses the opportunity to target the Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger.
2025-12-08 06:00:00
Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.
2025-12-08 06:30:00
Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem.
2025-12-08 07:00:00
The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own.
2025-12-08 07:30:00
Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana.
2025-12-08 08:00:00
Kyle requests the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his friends start deserting him.
2025-12-08 08:30:00
Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends.
2025-12-08 09:00:00
Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen.
2025-12-08 09:30:00
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.
2025-12-08 10:00:00
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.
2025-12-08 10:30:00
Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.
2025-12-08 11:00:00
Kyle is involved in the development of a new product called HumancentiPad.
2025-12-08 11:30:00
Jimmy hosts the Special Ed Department's First Annual Comedy Awards.
2025-12-08 12:00:00
A lice outbreak at school forces Rallo to cut his hair; Cleveland watches Freight Train and Cookie's house for a weekend.
2025-12-08 12:24:00
When Freight Train invites Cleveland to the Lowrider Convention, Dr. Fist suggests the unexpected behavior may be the result of dementia.
2025-12-08 12:48:00
Junior discovers he is good at pole-dancing.
2025-12-08 13:12:00
Cleveland decides it is time for Cleveland Jr. and him to leave Quahog; Cleveland reunites with an old high-school crush, Donna Tubbs.
2025-12-08 13:36:00
Cleveland tries to win over his new stepdaughter, Roberta, by asking her to the school's father/daughter dance.
2025-12-08 14:00:00
Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.
2025-12-08 14:30:00
Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.
2025-12-08 15:00:00
Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.
2025-12-08 15:30:00
Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.
2025-12-08 16:00:00
Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage.
2025-12-08 16:30:00
Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome.
2025-12-08 17:00:00
What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.
2025-12-08 17:30:00
Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.
2025-12-08 18:00:00
After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.
2025-12-08 18:30:00
99 percent is ganging up on Cartman.
2025-12-08 19:00:00
The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.
2025-12-08 19:30:00
Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested.
2025-12-08 20:00:00
Leslie's opponent, Bobby Newport, hires a powerful campaign manager (Kathryn Hahn); Ron is forced to interview replacements for Leslie; an unlikely employee discovers a solution to a challenging problem.
2025-12-08 20:30:00
An Indianapolis talk show host asks to interview Leslie; April and Ron help ready Andy for his final exam.
2025-12-08 21:00:00
Leslie takes action when she learns the Parks Department budget is about to be cut; Chris takes Ron to a meditation center.
2025-12-08 21:30:00
Leslie faces Bobby Newport in a televised debate; Ann, Tom and Chris man the media spin room; Ron works to save a party for Leslie's donors.
2025-12-08 22:00:00
An important person in Pawnee dies while Leslie is on a bus tour for the final day of her campaign; Andy investigates a security threat; Chris finds a cure for his depression.
2025-12-08 22:30:00
Leslie and Bobby Newport (Paul Rudd) are separated by a miniscule margin on Election Day; as everyone waits for election results, they ponder the future.
2025-12-08 23:00:00
When Dwight karate-chops Michael in the stomach at work, a lunchtime rematch is quickly organised; things become awkward between Pam and Jim.
2025-12-08 23:30:00
Michael and Jan try to land a new client by taking him out to Chili's; back in the office, Jim finds a script written by Michael and the workers cannot resist acting it out.
2025-12-09 00:00:00
Everyone is on edge during performance review, including Michael, who steals the employee suggestion box to get ideas he can present to his boss.
2025-12-09 00:30:00
When Michael begins monitoring their e-mails, he manages to upset all of the employees.
2025-12-09 01:00:00
After Michael suggests a game of "Yankee Swap" with the Secret Santa gifts, everyone fights over Michael's gift to Ryan, bringing morale to an all-time low.
2025-12-09 01:35:00
When Michael takes the Mifflin crew on a motivational harbor cruise, things get out of hand and Michael ends up in the brig.
2025-12-09 02:10:00
After he has an accident while using a grill, injured Michael demands attention from the entire Dunder Mifflin office.
2025-12-09 02:45:00
Because Jim fears Michael will tell the others he likes Pam, he pretends to be Michael's best friend.
2025-12-09 03:20:00
When someone stains the carpet in Michael's office, he begins to question his popularity among his staff.
2025-12-09 03:55:00
When Jan conducts a seminar for the female employees, Michael takes the guys to the warehouse for some male bonding.
2025-12-09 04:30:00
Michael visits corporate headquarters in New York on Valentine's Day.
2025-12-09 05:00:00
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.
2025-12-09 06:00:00
Jordan Klepper travels the world to find out if Donald Trump deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
2025-12-09 07:00:00
Death allows Peter to go back in time for one night so he can see his past behaviors.
2025-12-09 07:30:00
When Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois, Brian challenges him to go ahead with it.
2025-12-09 08:00:00
An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom.
2025-12-09 08:30:00
Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel.
2025-12-09 09:00:00
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.
2025-12-09 09:30:00
An unlikely bully makes Butters his victim.
2025-12-09 10:00:00
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience.
2025-12-09 10:30:00
Cartman's racist behavior leads him to weave unexpected, Cupid-style magic; Kyle is unhappy with what the rumor mill says about him.
2025-12-09 11:00:00
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.
2025-12-09 11:30:00
Cartman finally admits he's fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.
2025-12-09 12:00:00
Afraid that Cleveland Jr. has no friends, Cleveland invites his neighbor's son, Ernie, to the house; when Ernie gets too attached to the family, Cleveland has trouble getting him to go home.
2025-12-09 12:24:00
Tim wishes that bad things would happen to Cleveland after he is named top salesman at Waterman Cable.
2025-12-09 12:48:00
Cleveland Jr. takes a vow of chastity when Cleveland has "the talk" with Roberta; Rallo becomes a church greeter.
2025-12-09 13:12:00
Cleveland discovers that Donna is still attending a support group for single mothers.
2025-12-09 13:36:00
Cleveland celebrates his first Thanksgiving with his new family and discovers a shocking secret about Donna's Auntie Momma.
2025-12-09 14:00:00
Cartman signs up for a home security system.
2025-12-09 14:30:00
Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
2025-12-09 15:00:00
Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.
2025-12-09 15:30:00
A scandal has shaken everyone's beleifs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands.
2025-12-09 16:00:00
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election.
2025-12-09 16:30:00
When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file.
2025-12-09 17:00:00
To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them.
2025-12-09 17:30:00
Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone.
2025-12-09 18:00:00
The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children.
2025-12-09 18:30:00
Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty; Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
2025-12-09 19:00:00
Wendy ends up in the counselor's office after trying to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters.
2025-12-09 19:30:00
The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins.
2025-12-09 20:00:00
South Park goes gluten free.
2025-12-09 20:30:00
Randy is keeping a huge secret and the pressure is getting to him; Cartman calls Stan a cissy.
2025-12-09 21:00:00
Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage; Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school.
2025-12-09 21:30:00
Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.
2025-12-09 22:00:00
Death allows Peter to go back in time for one night so he can see his past behaviors.
2025-12-09 22:30:00
When Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois, Brian challenges him to go ahead with it.
2025-12-09 23:00:00
Brian and Stewie travel back to the pilot episode of the series to change history.
2025-12-09 23:30:00
Meg's European adventure turns bad when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on a rescue mission.